Please donate to Guns 'R Us!
We are a budding weapons company trying to amass a substantial armory in order to prepare for the end of the world.
If you happen to possess a large stock of weapons you don't need, please donate to our cause!rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/…
I'll love you forever.
I might not even kill you.
+ wild animals
+ fluffy sheep
+ human souls
+ ...and lots of other stuff!
Note: This offer is not intended in any way to be of serious context.
Though donations would still be appreciated. ^_^
(Thanks Redtaileddolphin for the name)